The Skies Are Clear

After my previous post about the haze, I received some responses that I would like to share with everyone. Let me digress a bit from the normal theme of this blog and share some interesting findings about the haze.

CrazyCowterfly News
We interupt this program to bring a special news bulletin. The skies in Klang Valley are finally clear again. Our reporter in Kuching (Chia Yun) has opted to practice her constitutional rights and voted for a change in the National Anthem. She now proposed the new anthem by changed to the following : -

Negaraku
Tanah tumpahnya jerebu
Rakyat hidup sesak dan layu
Rahmat bahgia, penjual topeng muka
Raja kita kena pakai juga Rahmat bahgia,
penjual topeng muka Raja kita kena pakai juga!

Meanwhile in Shah Alam, residents was in a state of unrest after several children went into a state of hysteria after witnessing this man walking around, claiming to be an employee of Digi.

A few senior citizen experienced cardiac arrest, while some aunties exercising in a nearby playground ran for their lives at the sight of this man, dressed in "KaY-X Corp's Anti-Haze Triple K Certified Safety Suit (TM)"


While over in KL, this man got a few stares when he decided to leave home with his scuba gear on. Although the beach was still miles away, his enthusiams and eagerness to display his gear was there for all to see.

Overall, the conditions in Klang Valley has improved tremendously after the downpour last night and this evening. This is Kenneth Tham reporting from Kajang for Crazycowterfly News.

PS: I hope I will not be arrested under the ISA ruling for altering the lyrics of the National Anthem.